need to leave work asap n get muh figure T^T

this guy messages me asking if he cld draw me right? oh ya sure sounds fun!! then proceeds to tell me he really only does nude drawings n its okay no one would know its me if i wear a wig or he could just not draw my face. like fuck u dude im not giving u a noodie cuz u wanna art me on ur skateboard.


iron man has seen some shit

so im answering phones at work n accidentally burped while they were talking and i didnt think they heard but they paused.. i guess waiting for me to say excuse me but uhhh yeah happy monday.



can we see your pretty kitty tiddies?

my itty bitty pretty kitty tiddies?!?